🍪 Cookie Disclaimer

We use cookies. Not the good kind. Just the boring digital ones that tell us how many people ignored our last article.

Last updated: 01.08.2025

We hate cookie pop-ups too. But apparently, the law insists we tell you about them. So here’s the deal:


1. What Are Cookies?

Cookies are small text files stored on your device when you visit a website. They help sites remember stuff — like whether you’re logged in, or if you’ve already seen the “Buy a Zine” banner fifteen times.

Some cookies are essential. Others are just nosy.


2. What Cookies We Use

We only use cookies that are:

  • Essential for site function (e.g., to remember logins or preferences)
  • Related to payments (via Stripe — they set their own secure cookies)
  • Basic analytics (via Ghost, our platform — no creepy third-party trackers)

We do not:

  • Sell cookie data to advertisers
  • Use Facebook pixels
  • Deploy anything that could track your browsing outside RABAGAS
  • Store cookies inside real cookies (unfortunately)

3. Your Choice

You can:

  • Accept our modest cookie offering
  • Block cookies via your browser settings (though some features may misbehave)
  • Send us a passive-aggressive letter to the editor

4. How to Opt Out

Most modern browsers let you clear or block cookies manually:

  • Check your browser settings (usually under “Privacy” or “Security”)
  • Consider adding a privacy extension if you're paranoid (we respect that)
  • Bake actual cookies instead — it’s more fun

5. Contact Us (If You Must)

If you have any questions about cookies, privacy, or why we’re using Ghost and not some VC-funded surveillance machine, email us at thejtv@proton.me.

Or send a handwritten note with a crumbly biscuit — we’re not above symbolism.