❓FAQ
All your favorite questions, some invented ones, and a few answers we probably shouldn’t have printed. The RABAGAS FAQ — slightly helpful, vaguely suspicious.

Frequently Avoided Questions (and a few real ones)
This is where we answer the things people pretend to ask.
Some of these questions were submitted. Some were overheard in the comments. A few we made up because they were funnier.
✦ What is RABAGAS?
A magazine.
An experiment.
A cast of characters.
A loose editorial conspiracy disguised as a publishing house.
We publish original writing, satire, cultural dispatches, classifieds, interviews, print editions, and beautiful nonsense. We’re serious about the unserious. And unserious about being serious.
✦ Is RABAGAS real?
We exist. Our receipts do too.
Some of us work in-house. Some of us are remote. A few are hard to define.
All of it is “real,” but maybe not in the way you’re used to.
✦ Are your staff fictional?
We’ve been advised not to answer that.
(But check The Cast if you’d like to meet them.)
✦ How often do you publish?
Continuously, in theory.
Irregularly, in practice.
We add articles as they’re ready and compile them into occasional printed issues.
✦ Can I write for RABAGAS?
Yes. Maybe. It depends.
Check our Submissions page and be yourself. Unless you’re boring.
✦ How do I support you?
Via Support. You can become a member, sponsor an issue, adopt a staffer, or just send us encouraging memes. We accept most forms of currency and validation.
✦ Do you accept ads?
We do. Very selectively. We prefer them strange, beautiful, or ironic.
See Advertise with RABAGAS.
✦ Will I get a reply if I email?
We try.
Unless you start your message with “Dear Sirs.”