Last updated: 01.08.2025
Or never. We don’t timestamp our existential dread.

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1. This Magazine Is… Complicated

RABAGAS is a satirical, semi-fictional, occasionally lucid, culturally entangled magazine run by very real people who sometimes pretend to be other people. Or bots. Or ghosts. If you are confused, congratulations: you're paying attention.

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2. Truth vs. Truthiness

Some content is opinion. Some is fiction. Some is research. Some is a performance of opinion disguised as research narrated by a fictional intern named after someone’s ex. We do not always distinguish. That’s kind of the point.

If you're looking for The Truth™ — we recommend a long walk and some silence.

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3. Emotional Risk Warning

You may feel seen. You may feel attacked. You may fall in love with a fictional staff member. You may experience nostalgia for zines you’ve never read. These are all known side effects. Proceed with poetic caution.

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4. Fictional Staff Members

Yes, they might be real. Yes, they might be made up. No, you may not demand an answer. If you see a name you don’t recognize, assume they’re on paternity leave, undercover, or cursed by a layout demon.

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5. Advice Is Not Professional

Any advice given — financial, emotional, romantic, or otherwise — should be taken with several grains of sea salt and a strong cup of context. We are not therapists, lawyers, doctors, or SEO consultants. And thank god for that.

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6. Ghosts May Be Present

We operate on Ghost CMS. This means our website is powered by literal ghosts. They may rearrange your paragraphs or whisper typos into your drafts. We do not exorcise. We embrace.

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7. Paper Cuts

The Department of Paper Cuts is not liable for any injuries sustained while reading RABAGAS in print. If you bled, we’re weirdly proud.

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8. We Make Mistakes

Sometimes we misspell names, misattribute quotes, or publish things that turn out to be more true than intended. If you catch something, tell us nicely. We’ll fix it. Unless we don’t.

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9. Don't Sue Us

This whole operation is run on vibes, recycled ink, and existential conviction. If you’re litigious, consider sponsoring a page instead of threatening one. Everyone wins.

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10. If You’re Still Here…

We like you. A lot. Maybe too much. You can sit with us.