POSTERMANIA BEGINS
POSTERMANIA has officially begun. The RABAGAS BODEGA is now open, overflowing with limited-edition prints, emotional slogans, and strange visual truths. Every poster is a certified RABAGAS Limited Print — once they’re gone, they’re myth. Wall space is sacred. Choose wisely.
RABAGAS BODEGA Opens Its (Virtual) Doors With a Flood of Limited Prints, Emotional Satire, and Clown-Based Infrastructure
Good news for your walls, bad news for your bank account:
RABAGAS BODEGA is now officially open.
It’s not finished.
It may never be.
But it’s live, it’s stocked, and the posters are real — over 100 limited-edition prints now available for acquisition, suspicion, or last-minute gift panic. Some are funny. Some are mysterious. Some seem to be threatening your filing system.
🎯 What’s In Store?
The RABAGAS Poster Collection is a curated breakdown of cultural memory: clowns, contradictions, emotional cabinets, loop metaphors, and posters that whisper things like “No signal survives intention.” Each piece is certified limited, hand-tracked by our internal department of print-related tension.
Some early highlights:
- “YOU ARE PART OF A MIRACULOUS CONTRADICTION” – hung best near plants
- “MEMORY – PLEASE CONSERVE” – for your inner archivist
- “THE BUREAU OF EMOTIONAL REJECTIONS” – finally, official signage
- “SOCIETY OF OTHER COLLISIONS” – like a manifesto, but friendlier
- “I JOINED A LOYALTY PROGRAM AND ALL I GOT WAS EXISTENTIAL CONTEXT” – now available on posters, mugs, and t-shirts (yes, really)
🎨 Posters are available in A3 to A0 sizes.
🛑 Total edition limits apply. Once a poster sells out, it is retired permanently — like an emotion deemed redundant by the Department of Feeling.
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💰 Welcome to the Loyalty Spiral
RABAGAS BODEGA now runs on RABACOINS, our unstable in-house loyalty system.
You earn RABACOINS by:
- Buying art
- Submitting to newsletters
- Referring fellow weirdos
- Performing one (1) authorized act of enthusiasm
You can spend them on:
- Discounts
- Free zines
- Emotionally confusing certificates
- Classified ad appearances you can’t explain to your boss
The more emotionally invested you are, the more valuable you become. That’s not a threat. That’s the business model.
👩🏭 Store Status: “Open, Ongoing”
The BODEGA is still being restocked, rearranged, and reorganized by our eminent cast — a revolving collective of print clerks, satire agents, and one highly suspicious filing cabinet. Expect shifting prices, secret bundles, and a few products that disappear without warning.
In other words: it’s functioning exactly as intended.
🧃 Come On In:
🛒 RABAGAS BODEGA
A shop for the emotionally resilient and the beautifully confused.
/Inventory is limited. Print numbers are tracked.
But memory? Memory is always decorative.
