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RABAGAS CLASSIFIEDS

The RABAGAS Classifieds: help wanted, love lost, weird trades, poetic scams, and maybe your next internship. Submit yours. Read others. Try not to cry.

RABAGAS CLASSIFIEDS

Strange needs. Beautiful offers. Unverified employment.

This is where things get… stranger. Our classifieds are open to the public. Mostly. You may post an ad, respond to one, or simply read them like poetry from a parallel economy. We vet nothing. Except vibes.

Here is how it works

Want to Place a Weird Little Ad? Here’s How:

🔢 Length: Max 100 words. That’s about one long breath.
🎭 Style: Anything goes. Be serious. Be unhinged. Be poetic. Be weird.
💸 Cost: Free for now. Sometimes we feature paid ads, but not always.
📬 How to Submit: Go to the Submissions Page. Choose “Classifieds” as your category.
🗞️ Where It Appears: Some go online. Some make it to print. Choose wisely (or chaotically).

🌟 Sample Categories (Steal or Twist as Needed):

  • Help Wanted: "Seeking ghostwriter with experience in spectral narratives."
  • Services Offered: "Will decode your dreams via mime. No refunds."
  • Items for Sale: "One haunted lampshade. Slight flickering."
  • Personal Notices: "You: reading this. Me: pretending not to watch from the café."
  • Missed Connections: "You wore velvet. I spilled oat milk. Let’s ruin brunch again."
  • Philosophical Barters: "Will trade existential clarity for working espresso machine."