🤝 SUPPORT

“Help us exist. Or at least persist. Bonus points if you’re rich and eccentric.”

RABAGAS runs on creativity, chaos, and community support.
We don’t do banner ads. We don’t harvest your data (intentionally). What we do offer: great writing, printed issues, weird perks, and the occasional metaphysical newsletter.

By supporting us, you’re keeping independent publishing alive — and helping very real people make very unreal things.

🎟️ Become a Member

Join the club. Get special access. Feel important.
Our members get early peeks, printed things, secret newsletters, and the quiet pride of funding something strange and wonderful.

👤 Adopt a Staffer

We’re not saying our staff is underpaid, but if you adopt one, we’ll be able to afford more than instant noodles.

Choose your favorite character from the cast and support their caffeine fund directly. Each adoption comes with:

• A certificate of dubious authenticity
• A digital thank-you note (sometimes passive-aggressive)
• Maybe a surprise from the staffer themselves (if they're awake)

📚 Sponsor a Print Page

Immortalize your name, message, or whisper of existential dread on a real, printed page of RABAGAS.

• Shout-outs
• Memes
• Proposals
• Pet obituaries
• Secret codes

Prices vary by size and chaos level.
Contact: thejtv@proton.me

💼 Buy Advertisement

Yes, we sell ad space. And you also have to pay not to see that. No, it won’t ruin the vibe. We’re selective. We’re design-conscious. We’re deeply allergic to banner ads from insurance firms.

RABAGAS ads are fun, integrated, and maybe a bit surreal. Want your product or project featured? Let's make it weird together.

🎁 Give a Gift

• Gift a membership to someone who needs a laugh
• Send us a tip through the shop
• Buy a zine for a stranger (we’ll pick someone from the comments section)

Gifts = joy multipliers. Especially in this economy.
→ [Gift Something Strange]

POST IN THE CLASSIFIEDS

Have something to say, sell, seek, or scream?
The RABAGAS Classifieds are open for reader submissions — strange services, poetic job listings, nostalgic missed connections, or offers that blur the line between sincerity and satire.

How to post:

• Keep it under 100 words
• Submit via this form
• If it’s too weird for Craigslist, it probably belongs here

Accepted entries may be featured online and in print. Unaccepted entries may not be refunded, so make sure you follow our simple submission guidelines.

🧾 Apply for:

Student Discount

Email us your name, school, and proof of enrollment. If you make us laugh, the discount gets bigger.

→ [Apply Here]

“I’m-EFFINBROKE” Subscription

If you're broke but brilliant, just apply.
No questions asked. Noone on staff understand how it feels
You'll still get access, just with extra dignity.

→ [Apply Here]

Give Membership to a Random Reader

→ [Nominate Someone Beautifully Desperate]