⚖️ WEBSITE POLICIES
Privacy, cookies, disclaimers, and the semi-legal mumbo jumbo that keeps us online. We don’t love writing this stuff, but we do love staying published.
“Because someone, somewhere, might sue us.”
Welcome to the part of the site where we pretend to be serious.
Below you’ll find our official policies, disclaimers, and legally recommended phrasing — filtered through just enough sarcasm to stay honest.
By using this website, you agree to:
- Not sue us for jokes you didn’t get
- Accept that reality and satire may overlap
- Understand that sometimes we publish fictional departments and fully believe in them
We are a magazine, not a medical journal.
Please do not use our content as investment advice, therapy, or plumbing instructions.
🔐 Privacy Policy
We collect as little data as humanly possible. We hate spam. We don’t sell your secrets.
We respect your data like we respect our coffee: strong, secure, and only shared with people we trust.
We may collect anonymized analytics to see what people read (and ignore).
If you sign up for our newsletter or support us, your info stays with us.
No creepy third-party data selling.
No sponsored posts disguised as “insights.”
Just weird, human content.
🍪 Cookie Disclaimer
Yes, there are cookies. Yes, they’re digital. No, we don’t know how to bake.
Yes, we use cookies. No, not the delicious kind.
Some are for analytics. Some are for login.
You can decline them — but then some features might look like vaporwave on acid.
🚫 General Disclaimers
Some of this is fictional. Some is satirical. Some is deeply personal. Interpret accordingly.
We publish satire, fiction, journalism, art, and things that straddle all three.
We do our best to label each accordingly.
Still, everything here should be interpreted with the same caution you’d use when reading graffiti in a university bathroom.
🧾 Legal Information
Real addresses, organizational details, and how to contact us about rights, licensing, or philosophical dilemmas.
Publisher: RABAGAS Magazine
Jurisdiction: Norway (yes, really)
Contact: thejtv@proton.me
Complaints may be redirected to our poetry editor
→ [Access Legal Docs]
FINAL WORD
In the event of a contradiction between any written rule and the Editor-in-Chief’s mood, the mood wins.
This policy is binding. Probably.
